| thoughts on Harry Potter |
[Apr. 5th, 2004|12:27 pm] |
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So if Harry's classes at Hogwarts are supposed to replace a 'normal' school with a few wizarding additives... and he enters the school at age 11... shouldn't there be SOME point where he has sex-ed classes? And just WHAT do wizards learn differently from muggles? |
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| lost biblical tidbits |
[Mar. 23rd, 2004|12:21 am] |
Happy are those who cannot convert beta to quicktime for they will share in the eternal media format
Blessed are those who are unsupported by their human resources department for they will find everlasting job placement
Let the unheard employees come to me and I will give them rest |
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| inspired poetry |
[Mar. 22nd, 2004|12:24 am] |
there once was a man from Nantucket
who put his whole face in a bucket
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
so I shot him with a bazooka |
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| 24 hours, except... |
[Mar. 21st, 2004|03:13 am] |
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Did you ever notice how the phrase "24 hours" comes with exceptions now. It used to mean a place was always open. Now its like, "we're open all the time unless we're cleaning, taking inventory, having a meeting, its a weekend, or..." |
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| Peter, peter? |
[Mar. 17th, 2004|01:48 am] |
Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her,
put her in a pumpkin shell,
and there he kept her very well.
First of all, why all the pumpkin eating? Was this during war time or something and you couldn't find anything else to eat except a large gourd dug out of the back yard? And to do this enough that people would taunt you with the nickname 'pumpkin eater?'
'Couldn't keep her' is aparently made void by the last statement of 'there he KEPT HER very well'
So here's the thought... was she happy in the pumpkin shell or is this a sign of some sort of abuse? If you were trapped in a pumpkin shell, what would you do? |
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| Satellite radio |
[Mar. 10th, 2004|01:45 pm] |
Satellite radio is catching on. And to think everyone laughed at me when I got one in my new car.
For the reasonable price of $10 a month you can have commercial free music on over 100 stations categorized by music type like Jazz, Alternative, or Kids Songs. Think about being stuck in tunnel traffic or lost on a country road and actually have reception! XM is planning video and traffic download features, but my current radio can already detect and auto-switch to traffic reports on my local radio station.
I'm telling you, its the wave of the future. |
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| The Fabulous Life of... |
[Mar. 10th, 2004|12:54 pm] |
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Can anyone watch those "how so-and-so became famous" shows on VH1 and not feel annoyingly depressed? I was six, obnoxiously spoiled, and the center of attention once. At SIX anyone can 'become' talented... and even that word I use loosely. Why didn't I become Briney Spears or Jessica Simpson? |
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| "Lady Bird" Johnson |
[Mar. 9th, 2004|10:25 pm] |
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Don't you think if you had a nickname like "Lady Bird" that your real name should be, oh perhaps, Robin and not Claudia? |
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